Hi. My name is Brooke, and I'm a blog stalker.
All together now....."Hi Brooke!"
I will read anything and everything someone puts on a blog. Friends, strangers, mommies, teenagers, recipes, stay at home dads, comedians, fashion and hair ideas, do it yourself projects......if you have anything that ends in 'blogspot.com' there is a good chance I've come across it and stalked you for a bit. I just love getting a look in someone else's life, thoughts, funny or touching stories, at home projects, clothes, pictures, yummy food...
My usual MO when coming across a new blog....I read a few of the blog's recent posts and if I like what I'm reading I immediately go to the history and find their very first post ever. I figure you can tell everything you need to know about the blog (and the blogger) when reading that first one. Well holy hell I haven't been on this side of the blog stalking...that puts just a little pressure on the first post!! I think I started writing this thing 15 different times only to start and restart again.
I know what you're thinking. "Why is she starting a blog?" (But just in case it was "What color is her underwear right now?" Answer: It's a nice burgundy color of low rise from American Eagle. But if you were thinking "What color are her panties?" Please leave this blog immediately...you're a creep and it's not THAT kind of blog. I hate the word "panties." Ew.) What was I saying? Oh yes, top 3 reasons I'm writing this blog:
1) I don't live near a lot of my family and friends and this seems like a fun way to keep them all up to date on our activities. Man oh man do I miss them.
2) Although I've always wanted to, I've never kept a regular diary. I think it will be fun to look back through these to take me back to another place and time in my life.
C) Maybe I'll make some new friends along the way.
Okay, I admit.....C may be a stretch. Rephrasing that to..."Hope I don't lose any current friends once they get a candid look inside this mind of mine." Much more appropriate.
I'm pretty sure I just made the first blog post my bitch.
ps. Sorry I said 'bitch' on the internets, Momma...I'll try to clean it up since I know you may or may not be the only one that reads my blog. :)